I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”
What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na.
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself? It was two tired. ©
I love dad jokes. (see above)
- Dad jokes are corny.
- They can make most people laugh.
- If you don't laugh, you are trying not to laugh.
I am a wife and mother of one. My son's name is Toast, and he is a 14 year old Siamese.
- My husband and I have been married since August 15, 2015.
- Toast hated Matthew when they met. He now loves him (almost) more than me!
- My husband and I are both currently learning how to code.
I believe pinky promises are sacred.
- Matthew surprised me with this embroidery. It's very special to me.
- If I make a pinky promise, I can guarantee I won't break it!
- This embroidery was made by a friend.
I think Dr. Pepper is the solution to everything.
- Take it from this lady! She says it the secret to living a long life.
- The very first bottle sold on January 12, 1885.
- Charles Alderton is the man behind the invention of the Dr. Pepper drink.
The Beatles are my favorite band.
- The members were Paul McCartney, John Lennon, Ringo Starr, and George Harrison.
- As of 2012, the Beatles have sold more than 2 billion albums.
- The last live performance of the Beatles was in 1966.
I can't keep house plants alive.
- My husband waters the plants because I forget.
- Trimming dead leaves helps save dying plants.
- Remembering to water plants also keeps plants alive...
I am a fan of true crime podcasts.
- I am fascinated by why people do what they do.
- My favorite true crime podasts are My Favorite Murder, S-Town, and Serial.
- I saw My Favorite Murder Live in Nashville, TN in January 2018.
What I Am Excited to Learn in Covalence
- HTML, CSS, and JavaScript.
- How to build a website
- Database Management
- Toubleshoot and Resolve Bugs
- How to make an app
5 Fun Facts About Me
- I have a scar on my jaw from a childhood injury. Most people think it's a dimple.
- I play piano.
- I have worked as a Medical Assistant in various specialties for the past 4 years.
- I taught my cat how to play fetch.
- I enjoy going to the farmer's market and playing catch in the park on the weekend.
